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Friday, January 30th, 2009
3:49 pm
My wife deserves credit for this.
Cool, my cracker looks like Minnesota.
Thursday, February 14th, 2008
8:32 pm
What have we done wrong?
It has been over a year since anyone posted anything here.
This is a terrible thing that must be rectified immediately.
Do any of you still have your extra large t-shirts?
If not, why aren't you ordering a new car?

Current Mood: aggravated
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
7:45 am
Cow Patties
Reports are due on alternate Fridays.
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
10:54 am
Did you know that if you play Paul McCartney's latest album backwards, you get a message that says "Dude, you are playing the album backwards!"
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
7:51 pm
Long speak, no time
Boy, it has been a long time since anyone posted anything here. Do we all still have our hockey pucks and lizards?
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
10:02 pm
Never before have so many owed so much to a used kleenex.
Friday, July 28th, 2006
12:27 pm
As part of Ire Appreciation Week, I am proud to announce the official launching of the first-ever Twenty-Seventh Annual JNSA Recruitment Meander.

Your task: Over the next two weeks, you must convince as many people as possible to join this community. Use all methods at your disposal, including tetrameters if necessary. For every hangman you manage to skate, you will be award twelve bamboo sheaths.

This is important, people. Remember: A community without members is like a bicycle without a Chicken McNugget.
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
2:11 pm
It's time for a funkification of the situation.
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
11:39 am
In contrast to Dumbledore, Bob mainly attacks animals, including man.
Thursday, June 8th, 2006
5:42 pm
"Tumorous funion" would be a good name for a rock band.
Sunday, June 4th, 2006
6:08 pm
Why does a dog wear more clothes during the summer than during the winter?

Because, during the summer, the dog wears a jacket. During the winter, that same dog wears a jacket and trousers.

(x-posted to jnsa)
Friday, May 26th, 2006
4:08 pm
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy OMG LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A THREE-HEADED OCTOPUS!
Friday, May 5th, 2006
11:26 pm
Who are you people, and what are you doing with that giraffe?
Thursday, April 27th, 2006
3:53 pm
Steaks! Why did it have to be steaks?
Thursday, March 30th, 2006
11:48 pm
I wove a tangled web of cheese-nips.
Monday, January 2nd, 2006
3:05 pm
I have a helicopter in my nose.
Sunday, December 25th, 2005
2:05 am
A dog gave birth to three bank robbers in a dark Subaru.
Monday, December 12th, 2005
6:41 pm
Electric blanket!
Who put the plutonium peanut butter in my mediocre maracas?
Sunday, December 4th, 2005
11:33 am
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
9:26 am
He THREW IT... in the AIR!
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